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Skipping Class [Oct. 4th, 2006|09:02 am]
[Current Location |School]
[mood | devious]

Well today is Wednesday Oct 4th. That means I have been back at school for three days. It also means I have been avoiding my history teacher for three days. At the end of third term I took a woeful attempt at a "SAC" (school assessment criteria) and bombed horribly. I know I am failing the subject so I have decided that I am going to try and drop the course without taking the exam. Maybe can even use the rest of my "History classes" as free study periods and pass my other subjects. My plan had been that whenever I had history I would go to the library and study, unfortunately upon entering the library today I discover that my history class was in there. That is why I find myself in the practically deserted VCE centre tapping away at a keyboard. A keyboard I might add that makes entirely too much noise for someone trying to be inconspicuous. Apart from that things are mundane. No huge developments have taken place, oh. I did neglect to mention my mother’s holiday. My mother went on a six week holiday in England, returning just a week and a half ago. While she was gone I was in charge of washing and shopping and so forth. Yukio helped out when I asked and did the dishes as well. I was in charge of the budget (I admit we went a little over our allotted amount... alright $200 over)and I think things worked out relatively well. Unfortunately mother’s holiday meant six weeks of public transport. Unfortunately a week or two ago I was caught on the train without a valid ticket (the validating machine was broken and I hadn’t noticed) and now may be in for a fine of $200. I haven’t yet told mother this... I will when we get the letter.
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Updating at last [Mar. 11th, 2006|08:46 pm]
[mood | lazy]


Howdilly doodily doo I'm talkie your chirpie breakfast companion. Would anyone like any toast?

*Buzz* -Smack-
Much better. Sorry about that slight identity chrisis, what with not being on here for so long I almost forgot who I am. Just incase you forgot too here is the quick review.
Name:Emma
Age:16
Gender: Male with a capital 'Fe'
Year:11
That ought to be enough dont you think? Well lets see, what has been happening latley... Oh yeah. My father is going out with an 18 year old asian who can barley speak english. She is coming over here next month and my father is planing to marry her. Did i mention my sister will be 18 this year making my fathers whore less than a year older than her.Pardon the language.He keeps saying that if we dont like her we can go live with our mother. I don't know how that is ment to be a threat because my father (As previously stated) Is the king of all fuckers. There is no insentive for me to continue coming here but as Yukio's computer is here I need to keep coming back.This is ment to be about ME though. So to do with my life... I'm getting my learners in three days so i will be able to drive. BEWARE AUSTRALIA! I'm doing some cool subjects at school like:

  • Physics
  • Psychology
  • Litterature
  • History
  • Theatre

So woo! Cool subjects and I'm not compleatly lost yet so my life is going fairly well.
Bye then!

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(no subject) [Jun. 10th, 2005|01:07 pm]
Good day to you all.

I would like to open with a number I like to call "my father and mother are fuckers" But I think that some of the language may get out of hand. Long story short my parents refused to have me and Yukio at there house so I ended up hafting to catch a ride from my grandmother in law (Who surprise, surprise is a fucker) and got back to my mothers house just in time to spend a restless nights sleep on the couch. Doesn’t my life sound perfect? Well you are welcome to it if you want it...ARRRGH if only I was old enough to have my own place. Oh well that is not going to happen any time soon. Thank you for listening to my rant but I do have some good news, seeing as yesterday was Mucc day me and Yukio watched lots of Mucc DVD’s and live clips and I decided I wanted to get Tatsurous hair cut. So I did. Yukio thinks I look like Tatsurou but I’m not too sure. Well am at school so I need to go back to doing work.

Thank you for listening
(I know I write and talk like Yukio but I am not!!!!!)
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Fic [May. 13th, 2005|07:53 pm]
[mood | sleepy]

I made the mistake of telling my sister I was bored. In short it ended in me writing a TatsurouxYukke fanfic. Hoorah for my strength of will. Well seeing as I wrote it, I thought maybe you might read it. It is not the best but hey only on is right?

-THE HUMAN PLAYTHING-


The electric shaver vibrating in his hand, Tatsurou smiled looking down at the blonde-haired man on the chair in front of him.

“Tatsurou, what are you doing back there?” asked Yukke. Tatsurou smiled.

“Nothing, Yukke. Just relax.”

Yukke started struggling against the ropes that were keeping him in the wooden chair.
“Tatsurou, I hear noises. What are you doing?”

Tatsurou giggled as he moved closer to Yukke. Yukke started to panic and tried to stand up, but one of his legs caught on the carpet and he was sent sprawling forward with the chair still attached.

“TATSOUROU!!!”

Tatsurou started to laugh as Yukke tried to raise himself from the floor. He could only get halfway up because his hands were still attached to the arms of the chair. Yukke sat still, trying to figure out a way to get up. Finally he decided that he would try resting on the wall, and get up that way. Tatsurou was getting bored of Yukke's stillness, so he went to the kitchen and opened the fridge

“Yukke, what do you want to eat? I feel like pizza.. how about you?”

Tatsurou listened for a reply, but instead just heard a loud crash and a series of muffled curses. Tatsurou poked his head out from behind the fridge to see Yukke back on the floor, the chair now resting on its side.

“I asked you a question Yukke, do you feel like pizza?”
“Whatever you want Tatsurou, I’m not hungry.”

Tatsurou picked up the phone and dialed.

“Hello? It’s Tatsurou. Could I just have my usual order? Thanks.”

Yukke was still embarrassed that all the staff at Tatsurou’s closest pizza place knew him by name, but there was not much he could do. Tatsurou put down the phone and walked over to where he had left the electric shaver. He turned on the shaver and sat down behind the helpless Yukke.

Ten minutes later, the pizza arrived. Yukke got up from his seat on the couch and opened the door. He paid for the pizzas and took them back to the couch. Tatsurou’s eyes were watering as he tried to stop himself from laughing.

“What are you laughing at? It’s not that funny.”
Tatsurou tried to control himself .

“You didn’t see the look on the guy’s face when you turned around.”

Tatsurou almost fell off the couch because he was shaking with silent laughter. Yukke went over to the mirror and looked at himself. He didn’t think he looked that different from the front. Tatsurou watched as Yukke ran his hand over the huge bald spot that he now had on the back of his head and couldn’t help but think…

“What would he look like bald?”

-end-
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Fangs! [Apr. 13th, 2005|05:19 pm]
Hey i just rememberd. I have a recently aquired a pair of fangs. They are removable (unfortunetly)and they look realy cool!!! just thought i would tell you. not that youre interested. Oh well.
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(no subject) [Apr. 9th, 2005|11:06 pm]
Have you ever heard someone tell the lames oldest joke ever and somehow it still makes you laugh well that person was probably yukio. How dose she do it ? It gets me every time!!!! Read some of her entries, one of them is just the words CAN YOU HEAR THE DRUMS FERNANDO in huge letters. How does a person like that live. Well that is enough of that.......oh by the way yukio can be found at [info]ethanarchy.Today has been boring. Thanks to school holidays I spent a good hour on a beanbad upstairs daydreaming.Yeahmy life is just action packed, I feel like im living on a roler coaster. Woooooooo. My life seems to remind me of a black books quote.

"Hmmm watching a wall of watching a thermomiter there both so exciting i'll just hafto hope when I toss the coin is somehow EXPLODES and kills me"

See you later
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Day 2 [Apr. 9th, 2005|01:42 pm]

Greetings and salutations.

I am writing this because my sister is not up yet and my father is an ass. I can hear the television from where I'm sitting, Cheer's is on. I told you about some of my favorite things in my last entry but I don't think I covered just how much  I love the vampire chronicles.
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
That might give you some inkling. Why do  I love the vampire chronicles, one word  Lestat. Yep who  could not  love Lestat, he is funny, charming and not to mention hansom. Of course that  dose not  mean  I don't appreciate the other characters. Armand has his charms as dose Louis but  I think Lestat De Lioncourt is by far the jewel in the crown.  I am open to persuasion but is will be extremely hard to sway me.

Good bye

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My first Entry [Apr. 8th, 2005|07:30 pm]
[mood | tired]

Howdy everybody

I am the potato king, an odd choice of name because I am infact female. After careful deliberation my sister Yukio and I decided on the name. For those of you who don't recognize it this name comes from a red dwarf quote, if you don't know what that is YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON THE BEST SERIES CHRISS BARRIE HAS EVER DONE!! He hem sorry about that outburst awfully rude of me. So a little about me..... I'm 15 I used to live in a family of 4 but now I live in two rotating families of three (me and my sister are constant and my parents rotate). I love *breath in* red dwarf, black adder, the Vampire chronicles, Kurumi, Love Hina, the simpsons, futurama, family guy, the thin blue line and most of Jim Carrey’s acting. Oh yeah and my name is ........actually I would prefer a nick name "Emma" is very plain.

Thank you for reading or skipping to the end either one.

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